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PARTY AT A COMRADE'S HOUSE

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SMIRNOFF VODKA PARTIES WITH YOU.
Jun 22 '13

*Wakes up and drinks more*

I STILL HATE YOU BOOGER KING YOU STOLE ME WIFE

*passes out*

Jun 22 '13

Fuck you Burger King

*Passes out from drunk*

Jun 21 '13

officialdairyqueen:

It’s kinda amazing to think that we created a whole new fandom, of restaurants..

WOOOOOOOOOOOBOOZE

Jun 21 '13

I DUN KNOW WAT TO DO WITH MY LIFE NOW. *drinks and sobs* MY FOOD FRIENDS ARE ALL DEAD

Jun 21 '13

officiallongjohnsilvers:

officailsmirnoff:

officiallongjohnsilvers:

Just an announcement fer all ye lubbers out there: due to some inexplicable reason, I am unable t’send any asks. From henceforth, all asks o’ mine will be on anonymous with my signature “-LJS”

If I don’t like yer ask after ye answer it, that means it wasn’t me

I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL *drinks more*

Look, ye dog. I had never even seen ye until ye sent me an ask this mornin. Ye seriously need to pipe down a notch o’ two.

but las night… we were at the bar. people weres sayin hety shipped us. *drinks and cries*

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Jun 21 '13

officiallongjohnsilvers:

Just an announcement fer all ye lubbers out there: due to some inexplicable reason, I am unable t’send any asks. From henceforth, all asks o’ mine will be on anonymous with my signature “-LJS”

If I don’t like yer ask after ye answer it, that means it wasn’t me

I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL *drinks more*

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Jun 21 '13

officialwafflehouse:

officailsmirnoff:

LongJohnSilvers just rejected me… I… I don’t know how to feel. *Starts drinking heavily*

I don’t know if that’s sad or just pathetic

*drinks more and crys*

Jun 21 '13

LongJohnSilvers just rejected me… I… I don’t know how to feel. *Starts drinking heavily*

Jun 21 '13

Hey guys… It was a long night.

Jun 21 '13

*passes out from drunk*